A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him".
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put him down".
"What?! Becuase he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".
NB: I found this while I was packing. I can't remember jokes usually. This one makes me laugh every time!
I just read that joke again. Enough!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny. I cant seem to remember jokes either. Frustrating, especially when you are in the middle of a joke and cannot remember the punchline :)
ReplyDeleteOk i think you need a night out or off this whole packing thing, and maybe the copious number of children and lawyer thing too. It's like when you are cramming for exams and suddenly cleaning the shower becomes appealing. Go out, somewhere, anywhere, right now. melx
ReplyDeleteI laugh! Somebody once said I'm easily amused; but I take that as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteFunny! My favourite joke goes something like this..........
ReplyDeleteQ - Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A - Because they taste funny.
I love it! Now I'm going to try to remember it.... no, it's gone.
ReplyDeleteI have two that I remember. Might have to do a post about them...
Groan! That's funny.
ReplyDeleteI think you should change Rottweiler to blue tongue lizard when you tell this joke. What were you packing? Your box of favourite jokes ever?
ReplyDeletethat is funny...
ReplyDeleteSarahB,
ReplyDeleteI think you either have the knack for telling a joke, or you don't. I'm hopeless.
BungalowG, I've been hankering to get to James St, New Farm for a while. Maybe I'll go spread the mirth around there!
R&S, your easy ability to be amused is amusing and endearing.
Grounded, that's funny! I'm trying that one on the kids. Often for 'Show and Share' at school, they have to tell a joke and the only one I can think of those times is: 'What's brown and sticky?' 'A stick.' Bhahaha!
Anna, what are your jokes?
Deb, you love it.
Annie, I was going through a filing drawer. While I pack, I shred as well. So old paperwork really.
It only took me and my mother 4 hours to get this joke.
ReplyDeleteNevermind that mom didn't quite manage to tell it right.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put him to sleep" doesn't quite become the same joke. Although I forced myself to laugh.
PS. Is that your horse? Beautiful mane and everything...
Nero Storm,
ReplyDeletethat is my horse. I will pass on your compliments.
Don't worry about the mistranslation, I read the joke to my husband and even he didn't get it, and he doesn't have the complication of Norwegian to contend with.
PS Glad to see you drop by.
Yep, I laughed.
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