Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Free Range Kids. There's no stopping me.

I've embraced the Free Range Kids mantra like I have no kid-cares in the world! (I'll pepper this post with completely unrelated photos, because some of us are more visual.)

Well, sort-of. Child 2's school has declared that the dangerous school hats are to be tie-free. That is, the hat-tie that tightens under the chin had to be cut off. This was announced as a safety measure. Seems children were being strangled left-right-and-centre by their hat ties.

 Witchy-poop in the garden.

The safety precaution was announced the day after I bought a brand new school hat for Child 2, so the last thing I wanted to do was to take to it with scissors.

Child Two has been saying for months that he's the only child in Prep who still has the ties on his hat. I said, "I'm sticking it to the man! And leaving the ties on! Name me one child who has died as a result of hat-ties".

 Bongo the Bunyip making his move on a squeaky Squirrel creature.

That was my stance until yesterday, when Child 2 said the peer pressure to cut his hat ties was too much. If I wasn't going to do it, he was. And if there is going to be a hat-tie-related accident it would be because my five-year-old was waving sewing scissors about.

It's been raining a bit lately, and the evening skies have been lovely.

So, I buckled and cut the hat ties. Dammit.

My other Free Range Kid moment was today! I had to drop some stuff at the local Op Shop. I went in first with Child 4 on my hip to see if I could find the Score of the Century. Unfortunately, I didn't.

We've been cleaning lots of old Strawberry Shortcake dolls that my sister and I had.

I did find a Sesame Street placemat that my brother would have loved because he had the same one when he was younger, but it was 20c and I had no money. I didn't realise that about Op Shops ... everything is pretty darn cheap, and they don't take Mr Mastercard.

 They're all dressed now. I had to wash them with dish-washing liquid 
and shampoo and blow-dry their hair.

Anyway, I said to the old ladies that I had some stuff in the car across the road for them. They said, "Can we help?" I gulped and said, "You know, the biggest help would be if you held the baby while I go to the car and get the stuff."

One of the ladies didn't bat-an-eyelid and said, 'Okay'. So I handed Child 4 over and I went outside, and crossed the street, and opened the boot, and scooped up the three bags of Thomas the Tank Engine clothes et al. and I shut the boot, and crossed the road, and went back into the shop.

 Noodle's medication has halted his old-man cough, which has made us all feel better.

All the while, three old ladies were in a bailment relationship with Child 4.

And you know, they didn't sell her, they didn't chop her into pieces and put her in the freezer, they didn't drop her or teach her to swear, they sat her on the counter and tied her shoelaces!

This is a Monchichi from the Dos Family blog ... the sweet lady from Konfettiform told me what they were called because I really like them and wanted to know. I see them quite often on these northern European blogs, and though Child 4 may like one.

I felt very proud of myself ... of course I won't hand Child 4 to just anyone ... but last week I wouldn't have handed her to a shopkeeper to mind for less than a minute. My decision to do so today was very freeing.

And then I realised I've had a Monchichi all along! Since I was in pre-school. So we're talking 34 years! How stupid am I? So I took a photo just like the DosFamily blog, because I'm a shameless copycat!

Fin.

14 comments:

  1. Glad to read how much freer your life has become. Small step, giant leap sort of deal. And I like your monkey.xx

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  2. The monkey is well known here in Norway as well! Its so cute, and I love them! A propos the flemarkets in Norway. The markets i am visiting these last weekends are basically organised at childrens schols every spring and autumns. So we have a few weekends twice a year to lokk for treasures. Its quite cheap, and you can find almost everything in these markets.Both me and my husband loves it :))
    Figgjo is a very popular norwegian design and uou can find parts og it almost everywhere.
    Not so cheap anymore because they are very popular in Norway too. Have an nice afternoon in Brisbane! Best wishes from Kardemomme :))

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  3. Good grief! Before you know it Child 4 could be on a subway to the Valley with gangster grannies.
    And there was no Cath Holme at my local oppie today either just pink melamine and a little bark glass.
    And now we know why you identify so strongly with Captain Mack. - You have to go. Your monkey needs you!

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  4. Bravo, Free Range Mama! Did you know Strawberry Shortcake is back in, at least over here. I was sure Child 2 would be the nonconformist in the family. Some of this safety stuff is so crazy.
    Bongo up there is scary but you have a beautiful view from your home so I'll overcome that fear when I visit. Ha!
    HUGS

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  5. Oh, I forgot. Glad Noodle is doing better!

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  6. very brave. soon you will be dropping off child 4 at the op shop and under the guise of 'i had to park up the street a way' going and having a cuppa at the local cafe.

    this free range kids stuff sounds interesting apart from the fact that i have no kids to free range, except for students, whose parents may be a little bit cross if i leave them at the local op shop. the education department might not take too kindly to it either. maybe i will wait to read it when i have my own kids.

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  7. Brismod,
    did you see that Annie saw some bark glass at her local op shop? I can find out which one if you want. Collection!

    Kardemomme,
    I can''t wait to see what you find at your next fleamarkets. I hope everyone has a quick loook at some of the lovely fabrics you find!

    Annin, a lot of coffee just came out of my nose.

    Deb, we do have a nice view from the front. The suburb we live in is extremely hilly, and we are quite high. Everything is very green at the moment. And thank you re Noodle. He's having good sleeps now the cough has subsided!

    Megan,
    good plan about extrapolating the FRK thing! It is an interesting concept ... as soon as you tuck your first born into his/her bassinette, I'll send the book over to you!

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  8. Do the strawberry shortcake characters still smell of their respective fruits?

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  9. R3,
    Lemon Meringue? (one with yellow curly hair) vaguely does. They've been too yucky for too long, I think.

    We had two Strawberry Shortcakes at one stage, as my baby sister wee'd on the first Strawberry Shortcake ... she was lying a bit too close to baby sister's nether regions while she was undergoing a nappy change ... Shortcake lost her strawberry smell.

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  10. I am going to read that book and apply it to my 2 children. I saw the writer the other night on Q and A on the ABC and she is called the "most hated mother in America".

    You have a wonderful view from your home. The sky looks amazing.

    Best Wishes, Pam.

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  11. Hello Pam,
    I like when you comment, because you come out of the woodwork like a surprise!

    I love everyone's comments. They give me an excuse to avoid reading about 'Insolvency'.

    Though, Pam, you'll regret you commented, because I'm going to embark on a diatribe.

    Book cost $20 from Dymocks in the City. I saw Ms Skenazy too on Q&A. I generally refuse to watch Q&A because the whole concept irritates me, as does the host! Apart from that, I did watch and enjoyed hearing the measured discussions between the panel. I felt a bit sorry for Ms Skenazy though, as she's really only plugging the one idea and I think she was caught on-the-hop with some of the questions. She's not an intellect of the scale of Robertson, for instance.

    Having said that, her ideas are good for me because sometimes I get a bit uptight about where, who, what, when regarding my children. I want them to be independant and confident, and I feel I was starting to protect them too much and I was fearing the improbable. Though I won't take on some of her more radical suggestions eg. let my 9-yr-old go roaming the streets after dark on Halloween. Little steps for me.

    Warned you, Pam.

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  12. Thankyou, I had forgottem. Although to be truthful I don't remember relieving myself on Strawberry Shortcake, I do clearly remember you reminding me of it for years and years.

    ...and years it seems.

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  13. stick it! god forbid you trust an old lady to hold your babe and trust a hat won't strangle your children.
    and the monchichi?! its our favorite "jingle" you cn probably google this commercial.

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  14. you should come and visit us in this hills... your kids could free-range with mine till the cows came home...it'd really test your FRK mettle - my kids prefer to walk around in snake-infested territory wearing singlets and sometimes gumboots, but usually barefoot and often bare bummed. it gives me palpitations, but then i figure that any self-respecting snake would probably hi-tail it out of their pathway.

    they're extremely noisy and they often wield sticks 'for stabbing' snakes and toads!

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