"Where is he? I've looked everywhere! Gordo?"
"What is it, Horsey?"
"Oh, hello, Hoops. I can't find Gordon!"
"Well, come in for something refreshing, and I'll see if I can help."
"Would you like a birdseed milkshake? Big Bird swears by them."
"Sorry, Big H. This place'd need to be licensed in order for you to dish me up a sweet liquid-y treat. Anyway, I'm much too bothered for my usual Martini. This house is such a mess, I can't find Gordon anywhere!"
"I agree, Horsey. The domestic standards have slipped somewhat. The woman of the house leaves for the Library and doesn't come back until dinner! We're all in a quandary!"
"Do I look regal in this photo, Hoops? Because I'm trying to improve the acting roles I get ... something more Shakespearean ... "Frailty, thy name is woman!"
"Well, gotta dash! Gordo's not here."
"Hello, lovely Danish Lego ladies!'
"Oh, hello Horsey!"
"Have you seen Gordon?"
"No, we haven't. At the moment, a lot of toys are lost, somewhere, in this house. Not much housework's being done! The Lady of the House removed our clothes to throw in the wash, and we haven't seen them since! Hence, we're starkers!
"She's at the Library every day and she leaves the Husband in charge."
"We heard you were angling for Shakespearean parts now."
"Yes ... try this Shakespearean quote on for size, "Asses are made to bear, and so are you."
'Ooh, Horsey! You are a devil!"
"Egad! I hope she doesn't take us to the Library tomorrow!"
You'll be locked you up and taken away if you take Horsey and the Danish Lego girls to the library, you know? I hope order is restored to your home soon. xx
ReplyDeleteIs that really a Fisher Price Mr Hooper's Store?! What other delights are out there?
ReplyDeleteI'm choking on my cereal again! I'm glad you take time off from studying to keep us entertained. Your readers are more important than any old housework! I love that horsey but those Danish lego girls are a bit naughty.
ReplyDeleteI think someone's been studying too much. Where do you come up with this stuff? Barenaked Lego Ladies, indeed!
ReplyDeleteHello again Horsey.
ReplyDeleteI heard that Gordon has gone west on the slops until the woman of the house gets her act together again.
Don't join her in the library.
She's likely to eat you with the snacks she sneaks in as she fumbles in her bag on the floor hoping no one is looking.
Anna and Agnetha's bare asses not withstanding, I do hope Gordon has a F.P. APB out on him. Do you have a Fisher Price Police Dep't? Don't trust Hooper either. HE may covet Gordon's top billing and be in cahoots with the turkeys- (henchmen you know). Let's hope Gordon is not languishing in a Turkeyish prison!
ReplyDeleteWhat a smart Horsey!
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