Three Readers,
This blog takes a lot of time. I really need to read this stuff ...
I like to highlight in massive blocks of text. Seems to equate with brain power.
I need to drink more of the above ...
And things are getting seriously stressful because I heard Child 4 say, "Noodle, Mummy put you outside and locked the door because your tip-tapping on the floorboards is driving her INSANE!"
Maybe you could knit some crochet slippers for said Poodle from your craft book?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I could crochet him a cochlear implant and he could hear his own 'tip-tapping' and take himself to the poodle-claw clipper people.
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